Light at the end of the tunnel

One day, when time is not a precious commodity, less valuable than the lavish silks and sumptuous spices that are daily steamed in from the East on massive iron ships, I will be able to write again. 

Upcoming topics on which I must wax poetic:

• Fucking facebook (read:how stupid it is)

• Oh god, its on the tip of my tongue, it was right there a second ago... there was a list. Now all I can think about is fucking facebook and how stupid it is.

• Shit that is worth your precious time, as well as mine.

• Oh right, and what is sure to be a multi-volume entry-- the use of fuck and shit in my vocabulary, specifically their unique ability to undercut the exclamation point, and whether they are a phase that I will one day outgrow, or if they will forever dominate my list of top ten most used words.

• What must certainly be a goldmine of interesting observations: My Top 10 Most Used Words (as approximated)

• Finally, and I think most importantly, why zombies will in no way factor into the apocalypse.

So start you engines. This is gonna be the fucking shit.